Vintage New Yorkers Keeping Cool Tops The Morning Links

Polite society be damned, everyone in the water!

The Supreme Court can’t decide if the health insurance mandate is legal or not but they sure as hell aren’t going to stand for censorship on television anymore. Curse words for everyone! - [DeathAndTaxes]

Somehow Alec Baldwin is convinced that him punching a paparazzi in the face is all the Republicans’ fault. - [TheSuperficial]

Great, now a whole generation of tween girls will think Michelangelo painted the “Sixteenth Chapel”. Thanks Justin Bieber’s mom for not making him go to school! - [TMZ]

Seriously, read this important essay from an abuse survivor on why molested children choose not to tell anybody about what happened. - [Slate]

Rearing back on an honest-to-God black horse while wearing a slutty flamenco dancer Halloween costume on the red carpet just screams “Serious Author” right? - [Dlisted]

Ahhh, yes. The old “I’m just completely bored with you,” defense. Nice to see Johnny Depp bring up such a lame classic to explain his split from Vanessa Paradis. - [HuffingtonPost]

Hugh Jackman sans shirt. Also wet. You’re welcome. - [PinkIsTheNewBlog]

One of the main cast from Girls is pregnant so it should be interesting how they fold that into the plot next season. - [Glamour]

I can’t believe I’m typing this, but I agree with Miley Cyrus. Stop trying to pressure her into procreation, Liam Hemsworth. Good Lord. - [Celebitchy]

Headline:10 photos that show how people kept the heat at bay before delicious air conditioning. - [TheDailyMail]