1. Based on Shang’s behavior, pretty sure this is a pick-up line.
5. Look there’s scientifically no way to say “quiver” without sounding dirty.
9. Disney needs to work on aging up characters before having them say shit like this*.
*Or having their nose double for a phallic symbol.
14. And this is definitely a trap. Nice try, Chris Hansen.
19. And that Mole was trying to proposition* Kida.
*Harassment is harassment, even in sexy French.
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