1. Based on Shang’s behavior, pretty sure this is a pick-up line.
2. Some mind-searing implications to that boast.
5. Look there’s scientifically no way to say “quiver” without sounding dirty.
9. Disney needs to work on aging up characters before having them say shit like this*.
*Or having their nose double for a phallic symbol.
11. Lumiere is lucky candelabra can’t get syphilis.
14. And this is definitely a trap. Nice try, Chris Hansen.
18. Literally just realized Hades is Megara’s pimp.
19. And that Mole was trying to proposition* Kida.
*Harassment is harassment, even in sexy French.
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