19 Tips For Fighting Like A Girl

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

1. Give yourself a cute nickname.

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2. A shotgun accessorizes any outfit.

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3. Reach down deep to pull out that primal maternal instinct. Then kill everyone.

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4. Protect your neck during a forward roll dramatic entrance.

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5. When dudes say they want between your legs, oblige them.

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6. Practice your archery…and your prayers*.

*Ser Gregor, Dunsen, Raff the sweetling, Ser Ilyn, Ser Meryn, Queen Cersei. Valar morghulis.

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7. Keep your stance wide and swing from the hips.

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8. Use all five senses, you don’t have to see a creep to kill him.

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9. Sometimes you just have to backhand a bitch.

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10. If they’re going to call you hard-headed, you might as well prove it.

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11. The two-handed “teacup grip” is delightful and deadly.

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12. Remember, your shield’s best defense is as surprise offense.

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13. Turns out all those years of ballet can totally be repurposed.

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14. Bowstring facial scars are all the rage this season.

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15. Screaming gives you the push needed to visualize success.

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16. Get back in the kitchen…and use a dishtowel as an improvised weapon.

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17. Men can’t objectify you while you’re choking them to death.

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18. Four on one odds is really unfair…to the bad guys.

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19. And remember, when in doubt, get a bigger mech.

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