Shia LaBeouf Is Making Me Side With Megan Fox

And that angers me. Making me choose between Fox and Michael Bay is like a reverse Sophie's Choice. Can't you take them both away?

• "Megan developed this Spice Girl strength, this woman-empowerment [stuff] that made her feel awkward about her involvement with Michael, who some people think is a very lascivious filmmaker, the way he films women. Mike films women in a way that appeals to a 16-year-old sexuality. When Mike would ask her to do specific things, there was no time for fluffy talk, we're on the run. And the one thing. Mike lacks is tact. There's no time for [LaBeouf assumes a gentle voice] I would like you to just arch your back 70 degrees. This is a girl who was taken from complete obscurity and placed in a sex-driven role in front of the whole world and told she was the sexiest woman in America. And she had a hard time accepting it."

  - Shia LaBeouf

• And while she tried her damnedest, it is apparently impossible to force your spine into THAT acute of an angle. (Unless you're Aeon Flux...scarred for life from that show thanks MTV).

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