14 “Sexy” Costumes That Defy Logic
There are some things even a miniskirt can’t fix. Not sure if costume makers are in some sort of arms race to make the most disturbing “sexy” version of things, but we’re the ones that suffer.
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ModernCowboy13 a year agoThe only ones that are not sexy are big bird and Edward scissorhands. Frosty, Popeye and chucky are Hot.
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☁Spam Of God☁ a year agoOk, let me help you understand what it’s like to be female in this country. Halloween party is coming up…
you WANT to dress in something clever and fun but you HAVE to dress like a giant slut (why? because everybody else is doing it and you’re not going to a party dressed like a box of cornflakes just so your boyfriend can stare all night at your best friend who came dressed as the St. Pauli girl). Why is this a problem?
Most clever and fun costumes show off your body like a burlap sack with the potatoes still in it. Slutwear, on the other hand is relatively boring (short skirt, fishnets, heels, maybe a corset…). “Sexy” costumes let us be creative without looking dowdy. Your boner will thank us later. -
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a short haired girl a year agothese costumes are nothing compared to what you see women wearing down hollywood blvd. and i mean nothing, these bitches literally wear thongs and bras with boas.
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tinyisrafel a year agoI love this buzz. The Ursula costume was actually pretty cool. I’m simultaneously amused and disgusted that Halloween has become “The only day a year women can dress like a slut and not be judged” Day. LOL.
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