mhhhh, unless all your female friends have smoking hot bodies, prepare for disappointment. A 50 pound overweight raccoon or bambi looks bad/sad. Pro tip: let the hot ladies know that your party will be inside where the heating is running.

I'm not sure I understand the problem here.

I'd wear the Edward Scissorhands one. Or the Freddy one from the comments section. I AM NOT A SLUT.

I love this buzz. The Ursula costume was actually pretty cool. I'm simultaneously amused and disgusted that Halloween has become “The only day a year women can dress like a slut and not be judged” Day. LOL.

It seems like many of these costumes were inspired by the same question: “What if ___________ were a transgender prostitute?”

Thank god my sister is not a slut…

… With the wendy costume, was I the only one who first thought of the lost girls? I never read it, but I read what the book was about on wikipedia.

these costumes are nothing compared to what you see women wearing down hollywood blvd. and i mean nothing, these bitches literally wear thongs and bras with boas.

If any one ever starts selling a sexy Snooki costume i will hunt down whoever designed it and eat their skin.

Ok, let me help you understand what it's like to be female in this country. Halloween party is coming up…
you WANT to dress in something clever and fun but you HAVE to dress like a giant slut (why? because everybody else is doing it and you're not going to a party dressed like a box of cornflakes just so your boyfriend can stare all night at your best friend who came dressed as the St. Pauli girl). Why is this a problem?
Most clever and fun costumes show off your body like a burlap sack with the potatoes still in it. Slutwear, on the other hand is relatively boring (short skirt, fishnets, heels, maybe a corset…). “Sexy” costumes let us be creative without looking dowdy. Your boner will thank us later.

I like “Chucky”'s hair…

i think the edward costume is cute.
:X

The only ones that are not sexy are big bird and Edward scissorhands. Frosty, Popeye and chucky are Hot.

Doesn't it seem slightly weird that most of these sexy costumes are Disney characters?

I totally think the Edward Scissor Hands and TMNT ones are done well, but then again I enjoy dressing slutty at halloween if you can still tell what the costume is supposed to be!

good, now zombify that.