14 “Sexy” Costumes That Defy Logic

There are some things even a miniskirt can't fix. Not sure if costume makers are in some sort of arms race to make the most disturbing “sexy” version of things, but we're the ones that suffer. posted

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14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic
Donna D.

13. Frosty The Snowman

11. Teddy Bear

10. Edward Scissorhands

6. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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  • Andrew R. thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is Cute  about 4 months ago
  • tomsjaimem thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is Trashy  about 6 months ago
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  • noura thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is WTF  about 6 months ago
  • mashas thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is Cool, Fail & Trashy  about 6 months ago
  • cherier2 thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is Fail  about 6 months ago
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  • FoodieMcGee86 thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is LOL, Fail & WTF  about 6 months ago
  • mhhhh, unless all your female friends have smoking hot bodies, prepare for disappointment. A 50 pound overweight raccoon or bambi looks bad/sad. Pro tip: let the hot ladies know that your party will be inside where the heating is running.

    nk
    6 months ago
  • fultonkid14 thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is Trashy & Win  about 6 months ago
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  • Ricky T thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is Cute  about 6 months ago
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  • kristenf3 thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is Fail & WTF  about 6 months ago
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  • I'm not sure I understand the problem here.

    McSwifty
    6 months ago
  • PokaDotSpider thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is Whoa, Fail & WTF  about 6 months ago
  • sloane thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is Old, Trashy & Fail  about 6 months ago
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  • Liz J. thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is LOL  about 6 months ago
  • josip thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is OMG  about 6 months ago
  • I'd wear the Edward Scissorhands one. Or the Freddy one from the comments section. I AM NOT A SLUT.

    bombusted
    6 months ago
  • ashleyb26 thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is Fail  about 6 months ago
  • jeffw3 thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is Whoa  about 6 months ago
  • melanies4 thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is Whoa & Fail  about 6 months ago
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  • marissag3 thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is Trashy  about 6 months ago
  • Adam1 thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is Cute & Whoa  about 6 months ago
  • Montebello thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is WTF & LOL  about 6 months ago
  • I love this buzz. The Ursula costume was actually pretty cool. I'm simultaneously amused and disgusted that Halloween has become “The only day a year women can dress like a slut and not be judged” Day. LOL.

    tinyisrafel
    6 months ago
  • tinyisrafel   14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic and thinks it’s Whoa, LOL & WTF  about 6 months ago
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  • Danessa thinks 14 "Sexy" Costumes That Defy Logic is Cute  about 6 months ago
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  • It seems like many of these costumes were inspired by the same question: “What if ___________ were a transgender prostitute?”

    joeb11
    6 months ago
  • Uhh Nemo was a boy??

    Lacy B.
    6 months ago
  • Thank god my sister is not a slut…

    nanonanonano
    6 months ago
  • … With the wendy costume, was I the only one who first thought of the lost girls? I never read it, but I read what the book was about on wikipedia.

    Bellaluna
    6 months ago
  • sans melted flesh.

    F. Fishpaw
    6 months ago
  • these costumes are nothing compared to what you see women wearing down hollywood blvd. and i mean nothing, these bitches literally wear thongs and bras with boas.

    a short haired girl
    6 months ago
  • .

    Derek I.
    6 months ago
    gold-star
  • If any one ever starts selling a sexy Snooki costume i will hunt down whoever designed it and eat their skin.

    Kex
    6 months ago
  • Ok, let me help you understand what it's like to be female in this country. Halloween party is coming up…
    you WANT to dress in something clever and fun but you HAVE to dress like a giant slut (why? because everybody else is doing it and you're not going to a party dressed like a box of cornflakes just so your boyfriend can stare all night at your best friend who came dressed as the St. Pauli girl). Why is this a problem?
    Most clever and fun costumes show off your body like a burlap sack with the potatoes still in it. Slutwear, on the other hand is relatively boring (short skirt, fishnets, heels, maybe a corset…). “Sexy” costumes let us be creative without looking dowdy. Your boner will thank us later.

    ☁Spam Of God☁
    6 months ago
  • I like “Chucky”'s hair…

    Jewlee
    6 months ago
  • i think the edward costume is cute.
    :X

    Taylor
    6 months ago
  • The only ones that are not sexy are big bird and Edward scissorhands. Frosty, Popeye and chucky are Hot.

    ModernCowboy13
    6 months ago
  • Doesn't it seem slightly weird that most of these sexy costumes are Disney characters?

    dpandolfo86
    6 months ago
  • These all fail compared to sexy hulk

    Houdini
    6 months ago
  • I totally think the Edward Scissor Hands and TMNT ones are done well, but then again I enjoy dressing slutty at halloween if you can still tell what the costume is supposed to be!

    ~DRE~
    6 months ago
  • good, now zombify that.

    lchen12345
    6 months ago

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