Royal Wedding Bore

Is it over yet? Pomp and circumstance and bears, oh my! When the cameras are flashing every two milliseconds from every angle, it's hard to discern serious face from bored face. I'm going with bored.

• 1. I don't know who you are, guy on the right. But your perpetually bored face for the ENTIRE ride to Buckingham Palace amused me to no end. This list is dedicated to you.

  

  Source: National Post

• 2. Cheer up, Prince Felipe of Spain!

  

  Source: Associated Press

• 3. Camilla can't smile ALL the time.

  

  Source: National Post

• 4. Little boy. Your facial expression exactly mirrors my internal feelings.

  

  Source: National Post

• 5. Sooooooooo. Boooooooooored.

  

  Source: Associated Press

• 6. Oh Elton, your face is being upstaged by Creepy McCreeperton on the far left.

  

  Source: National Post

• 7. Oh right. Weddings are long and boring and long. Staring blankly into space helps pass the time.

  

  Source: Associated Press

• 8. The little girl on the left is my hero.

  

  Source: National Post

• 9. LOUD NOISES

  

  Source: National Post

• 10. Even the media is bored with this over-saturated event.

  

  Source: The Atlantic