1. The 12th Doctor meets Clara.
The 12th Doctor decides he's stuck with her.
2. The 12th Doctor meets the TARDIS.
3. The 12th Doctor fights Daleks.
4. The 12th Doctor finds a catchphrase.
5. The 12th Doctor hates obvious questions.
6. The 12th Doctor doesn't sugar coat things.
7. But then, the 12th Doctor remembers River Song.
8. The 12th Doctor sets off to find her.
9. Of course — in the end — she finds him.
