Posh Spice’s Tiny Frame In Sharp Relief Tops The Morning Links

Those mannequins really need to drop a few pounds.

VANCOUVER, BC - JUNE 15: Style Icon and Fashion Designer Victoria Beckham visits Holt Renfrew Vancouver to present fall winter 2012 Victoria Beckham collection. Image by George Pimentel / Getty Images

I’ll take “Hospitalized Celebrity Game Show Hosts” for $200, Alex. - [TMZ]

Maybe it’s Send-A-Celebrity-To-The-ER Week because 50 Cent is in the hospital too. - [WWTDD]

Remember when Mila Kunis went to the Marine Corps Ball with that nice guy that asked her out on the Internet and everyone wondered if it was a PR stunt? Guess not, since she’s still friends with him. - [Fox]

And lo, Jessica Biel rose from the sea to show off her well-proportioned assets in a bikini bottom and wet suit top. - [TheSuperficial]

More proof that the 90s is the decade that won’t die. It’s like the zombie of arbitrary 10 year increments. - [USMagazine]

No one in their right mind would cast Lana Del Rey to play Jackie Kennedy, so she’s taken the onus upon herself. - [PinkIsTheNewBlog]

She was once Lara Croft, so it shouldn’t come as a surprise to see Angelina Jolie doing her own stunts in leaked Maleficent photos. - [PopSugar]

Oh FFS, Suri Cruise is 6 years old. Let her walk! - [JustJared]

Paris Hilton DJ’s a party in Brazil dressed like a stripper version of Lady Gaga. Which is pretty impressive I suppose? - [GoFugYourself]

Headline Story: You know when you walk past these mannequins in a store and think “Wow they’re really thin,”? Victoria Beckham gets to think, “Wow they’re kind of fat.” - [GossipCenter]