Before we get started, let me put on an official Doctor-ing costume.
If you want to observe without getting sick, hold this.
Now that we're properly armed, time to consult the urine charts!
Let's get to diagnosing these poor (rich) people!
Diagnosis: The Common Cold.
Diagnosis: Blocked Bladder.
Need surgery? Here. Drink this. It'll knock you right out. Might kill you.