Lil’ Kim Is Barely Recognizable Tops The Morning Links

She’s two plastic facial surgeries away from looking like a young Joan Rivers.

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Ashton Kutcher is not amused by your photoshop skills. - [PSDisasters]

A cast member of Jersey Shore got arrested for disorderly conduct over the weekend? Nope, I haven’t had enough coffee to feign shock. - [TMZ]

Either her adorable baby boy is growing on her, or January Jones PR agent told her to stop walking 50 feet behind the nanny and acting like she doesn’t know them. - [JustJared]

The best way for Miley Cyrus to prove she doesn’t cut herself is to post a photo to twitter of her cutting herself, right? - [TheSuperficial]

Somehow Madagascar 3 performed better than Prometheus at the box office this weekend. I hope you’re all proud of yourselves. - [Vulture]

The cast of Mad Men before they were famous. No one springs fully formed into dystopian 1960s. - [HuffingtonPost]

Joey Lawrence is a Chippendales dancer now. Teenage girls of the 90s collectively say “Whoa!” - [Dlisted]

Bieber serenaded a 9-year-old girl at his London concert and for once his rabid Twitter fans didn’t take it as an affront to their make believe relationship. - [OhNoTheyDidn’t]

After six years and two kids, Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves finally tied the knot. - [PinkIsTheNewBlog]

Headline Story: Lil’ Kim performed at the L.A. Pride Festival and her make-up just drew even more attention to how much work she’s had done than in this photo. - [Celebitchy]