24 Disney Comebacks For Every Occasion

Who knew Disney had such a wealth of caustic one-liners?

1. When anyone misuses a magniloquent word.

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2. When basic bitches try to throw shade on you.

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3. When your boss threatens “serious consequences” for the umpteenth time.

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4. When the class geek shows up to the reunion swole.

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5. When you take a frenemy clothes shopping.

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6. When a gross drunken bro starts catcalling you.

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7. When someone tries to talk shit about your mom.

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8. When you have to explain social media to your extended family.

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9. When you can’t seem to shake a guy.

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10. When the same girl’s been hogging the bathroom mirror for over an hour.

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11. When people just can’t take a damn hint.

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12. When a dude friend asks you for dating advice.

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13. When your siblings tell an hour-long rambling story with no point.

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14. When your parents try to set you up on a date with “that nice boy.”

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15. When women start hitting on your man right in front of you.

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16. When your mom emails you chain letters written in colorful Comic Sans.

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17. When you answer the door to Jehovah’s Witnesses instead of the pizza guy.

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18. When a co-worker keeps humble bragging about his sexploits.

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19. When people keep talking over you during a presentation.

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20. When you get shushed during a conversation.

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21. When you a dude says you’re great at something… for a girl.

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22. When your bestie starts gushing about her new crush.

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23. When someone on Facebook leaves a cryptic status update.

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24. When you leave the house. For any reason. Ever.

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