Oh hell no. I did not get this dressed up to go home early. Everyone needs to bask in my magnificence.
Not prepared? Bitch please, my outfit can go from professional to par-tay in .5 seconds.
Who needs Apple Bottom jeans when you got natural Pom-Pom bottom am I right?
Awwww yesssss, the DJ just dropped the bass.
Hey pretty lady, you want to dance? No? No. That's cool.
Hey gurl, you like what I'm working with?
I'm always wearin' a bow tie in da club. Bow ties are cool.
Oh you did not just call me fat.
Why yes, I am popped collar cool.
Awwww yeah, this song is my jam!
Dancing by myself because I want to. It's empowering, dammit.
Are these tail feathers on my head, or am I just happy to see you?
You like Batman? Gurl, I am the night.
I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk. Hruk! Okay, call the cab.