Birds Of Paradise Are Out-Twerkin’ You In Da Club

Damn Nature, you fly. Ain’t no party like a New Guinea party because a New Guinea party has huge variation in evolutionary mating displays.

1. First things first: Ain’t nobody twerkin’ without a proper soundtrack.

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2. Oh hell no. I did not get this dressed up to go home early. Everyone needs to bask in my magnificence.

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3. Not prepared? Bitch please, my outfit can go from professional to par-tay in .5 seconds.

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4. Who needs Apple Bottom jeans when you got natural Pom-Pom bottom am I right?

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5. Awwww yesssss, the DJ just dropped the bass.

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6. Hey pretty lady, you want to dance? No? No. That’s cool.

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7. Hey gurl, you like what I’m working with?

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8. I’m always wearin’ a bow tie in da club. Bow ties are cool.

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9. Oh you did not just call me fat.

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10. Why yes, I am popped collar cool.

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11. Awwww yeah, this song is my jam!

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12. Dancing by myself because I want to. It’s empowering, dammit.

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13. Are these tail feathers on my head, or am I just happy to see you?

Both. The answer is both.

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14. You like Batman? Gurl, I am the night.

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15. I’m not drunk, I’m not drunk. Hruk! Okay, call the cab.

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