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Alan Tudyk Has A Creepy Turtle Collection

Look away, children of the 90s! Of course, this suddenly explains the lack of anatomical correctness in certain mutants.

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Alan Tudyk Has A Creepy Turtle Collection
Donna Dickens

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    • jimi_H_stinson a year ago

      Hellllooooooo…it’s called a lance pickle

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    • rachel707 a year ago

      I love Alan Tudyk.

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    • turtlefeed a year ago
       

      Donna, mutant turtles don’t need to be anatomically correct. I mean, they’re mutated. They’re not going to look exactly like non-mutated turtles, you know? Even if I were to take your argument at face value, turtles penises are usually tucked into an opening in their tails. That’s right; they’re not mammals. They have neat little storage containers for these huge (usually purple) dicks they’re capable of unfurling like a fan. Honestly, I think this pickle thing is just a fantasy. A SICK, BRINE-COATED FANTASY THAT I WON’T STAND FOR ANY LONGER.

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