2. Those rumors about Hercules overcompensation were completely true.
3. Finally we know the story behind An Old Man And His Grandson.
4. Everyone knows you can’t abduct Sabine women without getting them coffee.
6. Phrenology is a legit science that will definitely not be debunked ever, MO-OM.
9. Is there anything more embarrassing than being force to high five the angel of death?
10. Looks like the catty androgynous Greek youths are out in force.
11. Leonardo da Vinci was the best at capturing Resting Bitch Face.
12. Foot to arm melding was how ancient Greek men showed affection.
13. Even the ancients weren’t immune to “Shit who put that coffee table there?!”
15. Are we all just gonna ignore the fact someone hit Grandpa in the face with a shovel?
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