2. When Harry confesses his love to Sally on New Year’s Eve.
Yes, Harry and Sally were SO PERFECT for each other and JUST NEVER SAW IT. But do you know what it’s actually called when you’re in your late 30s and you propose to your friend with whom attempts at a romantic relationship have all failed explosively? Desperate settling.
5. The letters Ryan Gosling writes for a year in The Notebook.
God, 40 Days of Dating was annoying enough. You want a year of this nonsense?
I find myself looking into the toilet and contemplating mortality.
7. Anything that takes places on top of the Empire State Building.
It is crowded. Always. And not with romantic young lovers. With tourists who are pushing against the already existing wall of people and whose children are running in front of you and trying to see if they can scream loud enough that people on the street hear them.