1. Finding yourself in an embarrassing situation and making a subtle escape.
2. Sticking the landing after a less-than-stellar parkour routine.
3. Casually tipping over a sign.
4. Balancing on your fingertips.
5. Taking off on a skateboard bounce-flip.
6. Avoiding a ticket with a sweet parking job.
7. Good old-fashioned breakdancing!
8. Surfing with a wild animal.
9. Kite surfing over an island.
10. Jumping off a building with no parachute.
11. Russian police officers running a SWAT exercise.
12. Headbanging by a campfire.
13. Driving a go-kart through a flaming pile of boxes.
14. Feeding a crocodile by hand.
15. Pumping iron while poppin' a wheelie on a motorcycle.
You might not become a badass overnight, but Dodge Dart can certainly speed up the process.
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