Eternally late? Don’t fret, the Discover it card offers Late Payment Forgiveness for people like you, and everyone else! We won't charge you a late payment fee or raise your rate either for your first missed payment.
1.Urgency doesn't really exist in your vocabulary.
2.When you're early or even on time, your friends are in pure disbelief.
3.You always miss out on the inside joke that happened about 15 minutes before you arrived.
4.Looking at clocks really stresses you out... because you're probably late for something.
5.Interviews and first dates are usually a bust.
6.People are always telling you that you're on your own time zone.
7.You've become the master of excuses...
8....and of white lies.
9.Your friends usually give you an earlier arrival time than everyone else, and when their plan works, you're FURIOUS.
10.Hot soup is a rare occurrence. The most you can ever hope for is lukewarm.
11.Procrastination is your middle name.
12.And the snooze button is your BFF.
13.And when you’re early for something, you feel like you deserve a gold medal.
Luckily, there’s Late Payment Forgiveness with the Discover it card. We won't charge you a late payment fee or raise your rate either for your first missed payment. Aren't you supposed to be somewhere?
