1. This person, who might have watched Home Alone too many times:
5. …or this person, who laughs in the face of precarious signage:
10. This velociraptor exterminator:
11. This man who likes to live life on the edge (of internal bleeding):
12. And this unfortunate boy who thought he’d stay one step ahead of his enemies:
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