12 People Who Took Their Safety Into Their Own Hands

These people could have used somebody to watch out for them. Discover card monitors every purchase every day and alerts you by email, phone, or text if fraud is suspected — so you’ll never have to go it alone.

1. This person, who might have watched Home Alone too many times:

2. This driver who lives life in the fast lane:

3. This person’s waiter:

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4. This guy who saw the way that sign was looking at him…

5. …or this person, who laughs in the face of precarious signage:

6. This daredevil with the need for speed:

7. This fellow who won’t stop for no chain:

8. This extremely proactive youth:

9. This girl who risked it all for a good selfie:

10. This velociraptor exterminator:

11. This man who likes to live life on the edge (of internal bleeding):

12. And this unfortunate boy who thought he’d stay one step ahead of his enemies:

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