1. This person, who might have watched Home Alone too many times:
2. This driver who lives life in the fast lane:
3. This person's waiter:
4. This guy who saw the way that sign was looking at him...
5. ...or this person, who laughs in the face of precarious signage:
6. This daredevil with the need for speed:
7. This fellow who won't stop for no chain:
8. This extremely proactive youth:
9. This girl who risked it all for a good selfie:
10. This velociraptor exterminator:
11. This man who likes to live life on the edge (of internal bleeding):
12. And this unfortunate boy who thought he'd stay one step ahead of his enemies:
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