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In the beginning, we drove to great lengths for some action-packed entertainment.
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Then we drove to these digs called "video stores." They were confusing. Their hours were mysterious.
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The rental store process wasn't easy. We bent and twisted(!) only to discover our title of choice was checked out.
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At home, we lived under constant fear of malfunction.
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But we feared tardiness even more.
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We judged the character of a fellow man on only one basis:
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In terms of your adult vide— OOPS NEVER MIND.
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There was a time in tapes when nothing made sense.
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And then — a beacon of hope!
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Kids, we thought these "discs" would make things easier, but they didn't. They got stuck often.
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And scratched. Even our best innovations couldn't always save them.
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The pinnacle of achievement for the entire era was organization. It gave us such pride.
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There was a weird time when they even mailed DVDs to us.
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And, kids? Even in the days when movies came right to your TV, we couldn't pause.
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