10 Co-Workers Who Are ALWAYS Posted Up In The Break Room

You know that feeling when the office kitchen is empty as you grab a snack? Yeah, neither do we. Don't be a break room hoverer — just enjoy a great-tasting, zero-calorie Diet Dr Pepper at your desk like a normal person.

1. The Mooch

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"I am mooch, urban scavenger. My lunch begins when the first person enters the kitchen, and it doesn't end until the last person leaves it."

2. The Socialite

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"I'm just trying to grab a coffee here, Jim. I can't get into a 10-minute thing about your escapades with Jack in accounting. I just can't."

3. The Microwave Gourmet

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"I'm, like, a total foodie. Watch me pan fry this Ahi steak in the toaster oven."

4. The Refrigerator Grazer

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"I know I just looked five minutes ago, but maybe a deli sandwich magically appeared in the fridge since then!"

5. The Caf-fiend

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"I drank an entire pot of coffee today. I have no chill. I am literally vibrating."

6. The Romance Novel Reader

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"No one will know I'm reading The Angel of Wicked Desire if I fold over the back cover. It's a brilliant subterfuge!"

7. The Break Room Tycoon

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"Yeah, I know I have an office, but I thrive on the energy of public space! Plus, this is where we keep the food."

8. The Friend-ployee

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"OK, so Jeremy swings by now and then to catch up. Maybe he has a cookie or two while he's here, what's the big deal?"

9. The Unnecessary Celebrators

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"What rhymes with Friday? Uhhhh, Pie-Day? Yeah! Jerry, go get some pies. Linda and I will print off a banner!"

10. The Intern

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"Yes, Tanner, you and I both know that you have nothing to do, and you're only here because your uncle is friends with one of the partners. Stop skulking in the kitchen and go pretend to file something."

Avoid all of that break room buffoonery. Snack on a delicious, zero-calorie Diet Dr Pepper instead. Even Tanner would approve.