3. You bought your friend fireworks knowing his propensity for bodily harm.
7. You think that this Olympic-hopeful should stick to walking.
8. This is what you do whenever someone tries to take a picture with you.
10. You think that this should happen to anyone who can’t dance.
11. This is the only reason why you go to your little brother’s little league games.
12. You told your friend that the glass was an automatic sliding door.
16. You totally burst your little brother’s superhero dreams.
On September 3rd, grab your friends and go to hell.
Diablo III, now on console.