1.
Dirty dishes are a perpetual part of your existence.
2.
You find the appliance you bought three months ago and never used is mysteriously broken.
3.
Apparently there are different definitions of "taking out the garbage."
4.
"Clean" becomes a relative term.
5.
And it turns out that washing dishes is a learned skill.
6.
The microwave does not clean itself. I repeat: The microwave does not clean itself.
7.
Same goes for the stovetop.
8.
And the inside of the fridge.
9.
And the dishtowel you used to wipe raw chicken off the counter.
10.
There's a deep layer of rotten food in your fridge and nobody will take responsibility for it.
11.
Your roommates' inability to recycle makes you fear for the future of the planet.
12.
You finally go to the supermarket, only to find out that there is no room for any of your groceries.
13.
You spend all day looking forward to your last ice cream sandwich, only to discover it's not there.
14.
Your roommates eat your awesome snacks and then offer their totally non-awesome ones in return.
15.
LEAVING A SINGLE DROP OF WATER IN THE BRITA DOES NOT MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE TO REFILL IT
16.
Just because the bottle is still in the kitchen does not mean there is anything still in the bottle.
17.
That phrase "too many cooks in the kitchen" — it didn't come out of nowhere.
