The Definitive Ranking Of Foods You Can Dip

It was tough, but the list is complete! See how far you can make it without taking a snack break.

20. Veggies

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Kicking off our list are the tried-and-true favorites -- the dip veterans themselves: celery, carrots, zucchini, and cherry tomatoes. Let's just get all the healthy goodness out of the way, shall we?

19. Apple Slices

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Why eat your apples whole like some sort of chump when you can slice 'em and dip 'em? Live a little!

18. Pretzel Bites

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Pretzel bites? Haha, more like..."tasty little nuggets of salty goodness."

If everyone starts calling them that, it will catch on.

17. Pita Bread & Pita Chips

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YEAH BABY!!! CARBS!!! CARBS ARE GOOD BABY YEAH!!!

16. Chicken Egg Roll

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Veggie egg rolls are good and all, but chicken egg rolls are better, folks.

15. Chicken Bacon Bombs

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That's chicken, wrapped in bacon, sitting on a barbecue. Just begging to be dipped. Won't you dip them?

14. Fried Pickles

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Oh boy. Oh man. Oh geez. Oh pickles. Oh fried pickles.

*Kisses fried pickles, dips fried pickles, eats them*

13. Jalapeño Poppers

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Fun to say. Even more fun to eat.

12. Falafel

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Know what's not awful?

Falafel.

11. Shrimp

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Shrimp was not forgotten. Shrimp will never be forgotten. In fact, quite the opposite — it will be celebrated and dipped. It is the destiny of all shrimp to be dipped and devoured.

10. Mozzarella Sticks

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This list is getting increasingly difficult to compile. The hunger is taking its toll. Look at that cheese. Begging for some marinara. What a tease.

9. Fried Zucchini Sticks

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TOP 10, BABY!!! Fried zucchini sticks are so good. Plus, it's zucchini, so...y'know, it feels at least...half healthy.

8. Hamburgers

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Q: Did you know you can dip your hamburgers too?

A: Well, now you do. And you should.

7. Chicken Tenders

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Oh yeah, childhood! Chicken tenders are a classic, and that's why they're in the top 10.

6. Pizza Crust

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HNNNNGGGHHHH. Look at that CHEESE.

Pizza is good. The crust is good. If you don't eat the crust, GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO DOES. They'll thank you.

5. Fingers

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Get it? Get the joke? Fingers are on the list because you can dip your fingers as well. Haha! Hahaha!

But please note that if you dip your fingers, make sure that the dip isn't public, because that's a major crime.

4. Tortilla Chips

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Tortilla chips belong in the top 10 due to their sheer versatility. Seriously. Try to list things tortilla chips can't be dipped into.

3. Buffalo Wings

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Messy. Savory. Delectable. Meaty. Tangy. Perfect. Amazing. Good listener. Good friend. Buffalo wings are all of these and more.

2. Onion Rings

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You never forget your first onion ring. It's a special connection.

1. Fries

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Bet you were wondering where fries were on this list? Well, they're at number one, WHERE THEY BELONG. Regular, waffle, curly, wedge -- all fries are good. All of them. And they're made for dipping. That's the whole purpose of their short, tasty little lives.

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