Napoleon Dynamite got a job at the record store! (Better than moving chickens.)

This is better than anything on mtv or vh1

Kirk has a look on his face like he's considering going solo.

Even the people in the audience look confused.

It sounds like Metallica is trying to keep up with Lou Reed singing… They keep looking over at him to see if he's keeping up… In short, this is a terrible, TERRIBLE thing.  Oh how Metallica has fallen… like 15 years ago.

I tried listening to it, and couldn't make it longer than 40 seconds. Pure garbage.

What the hell was that?

This is why JBHiFi sucks.

trolls?

I AM A TABLE.

How could it possibly be worse than the latest Kanye album?

$23 for a CD?

Wow. As cool as those guys are, and as cool as Lou Reed is/was, that was not a good combination. At least Hetfield was trying to inject some musicality into the song with the backup vocals. Also check out how bored the audience is, in the background.