Archie and his pals first debuted in 1941 and have remained teenagers ever since. But that's just a fantasy. They are actually 91 years old now.
Archie Andrews
Fun Fact: Archie never got married. He had women fighting over him for his whole life. Now they all want to be his caregiver.
Jughead Jones
Fun Fact: Jughead moved to Greenwich Village in 1949 to became an abstract painter and poet. He still lives in the same rent-controlled fifth-floor walk-up apartment. Jughead hasn't eaten a hamburger since the mid-'60s when he became a Buddhist.
Veronica Lodge
Fun Fact: The already wealthy Veronica married the president of Delta Airlines in 1950, the president of Chevron in 1956, and the president of Argentina in 1961.
Betty Cooper
Fun Fact: Betty became a successful mystery novelist. She lives with her husband Roger, a literary professor, on a large farm in New Hampshire where she also raises goats.
Moose Mason
Fun Fact: Moose was awarded a Purple Heart posthumously for his valiant service in the Korean War.
Reggie Mantle
Fun Fact: Reggie was ousted from his chairman position at Halliburton when multiple allegations of sexual misconduct came to light. He now resides in Scottsdale, Arizona, where he's still a total dick.
*Midge, Dilton, Ethel, Mr. Weatherbee, Miss Grundy, Pop Tate:
They're all dead.