What? You've never heard of Ash Wednesday?
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Every year at this time, we gather to celebrate Ash for his honesty—
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And his awesome "mooooves."
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Ash is a Pokémon trainer with his priorities straight.
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He knows what's important in life.
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He asks the hard questions.
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He's not afraid of new experiences.
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He has a killer smile.
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And a way with words.
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He puts family first.
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He's the apple of his Pokémon's eye.
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And he has the sickest burns in the game.
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So let us all perform the traditional Ash Wednesday rituals!