6 Mildly Rude Things You Would(n't) Consider Doing On A Bad Day

We all need to be mildly rude sometimes. Comics by Cyanide And Happiness!

1. Dog-shame a daschund.

2. Carve your love into a stately pine tree.

3. Die in a super insulting manner:

4. Treat your admirers very curtly.

5. Play a bad messenger.

6. And be optimistic to the point of flippancy.

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