According to my friends, I'm one of those guys that people are just constantly asking "how do you do all that stuff?" and usually I reply, "no one is more surprised than I."
I'm well educated, but at low rent schools; I'm successful at my job, but choose to hold myself back so I don't become a workaholic; I'm an entrepreneur that owns a handful of small businesses, but they're all kind of goofy (one sold rubber ducks, seriously); I love to read, but what I do read is all over the map and rarely what's hip; I love all music, but really love the stuff that no one seems to listen to much (old blues, progressive rock, indie); I like to stay in shape, but fear becoming a gym rat; I love going to movies, but do so less and less because people don't know to shut the hell up; I'm really intelligent, but hate the way that makes other people feel sometimes; I love women, but I can be so shy around them that it appears I'm a snot.
I'm sure there's more, but I'll leave that for you to ask about.