1. Shots for the whole bar.
2. A totally unnecessary upgrade to the penthouse suite.
3. A three-hour limo ride around town.
4. Five pairs of fine Italian leather dress shoes.
5. A full-body wax.
6. "Fourth Meal."
7. The most expensive rental car on offer.
8. A toupée.
9. A brand-new tattoo.
10. Professional glamour shots for your portfolio.
11. Or a trip to the emergency room after doing any of the above.
