1. When you reached into your pocket... AND A $5 BILL CAME OUT.
2. When you opened a package of multicolored candy, and THIS HAPPENED:
3. When the scratch-off lottery ticket actually yielded a prize!
4. When you haphazardly planted some seeds and somehow ended up with a MAJESTIC harvest:
5. When your order of pizza came with a free side of cheese sticks.
6. When that painting you bought at Goodwill turned out to be an original Flemish still life.
7. Anytime you see this:
8. When you cracked an egg, and THIS came out:
9. When the vending machine dispensed a ONE-DOLLAR COIN instead of a quarter:
10. Or when THIS happened:
11. When you went out expecting nothing, but ended up making a new friend.
12. When you discovered that someone in your household purchased FLUFFY, SOFT, BIG TOILET PAPER:
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