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Steamy Homoerotic World War II Towel Ads

Hard bodies + soft towels. Slightly naughty. The series, titled “true towel tales,” was based on real GI feedback.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
Steamy Homoerotic World War II Towel Ads
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Via the South Pacific, our boys put weighted nets down to keep the crocks out. 1943.

2.

Via the Solomon Islands. No-no, take your time drying off, we’re in no hurry. 1943.

3.

A Roman bath near the Mediterranean. 1944.

4.

At an Alaskan airfield. Cold water causes shrinkage. 1943.

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Burlesque show at a beach in New Guinea. 1943.

Ads illustrated by James Bingham. Ad agency: N. W. Ayer.

Source: retronaut.co

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    • Frank1964 6 months ago

      Folks complaining this is not homoerotic are hilarious. It’s true that incidents like this could have occurred without them being homoerotic. BUT the ads based on those incidents plainly are aesthetically homoerotic. You don’t have an artist paint that MUCH bare manflesh in such close promixity, filling up most of the picture, without it being homoerotic. And when the interactions between the men involve nudity, effeminacy, showing off the naked bits, evocations of a distinctly louche ancient all-male world … yeah, it’s gay. To people who experienced real incidents like this: did the guys you were with really stare SO HARD at one another’s naked bodies as they do in these pictures? Without it being homoerotic? LOL Go ahead, tell me another lie.

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      I don’t know about homoerotic, but certainly double jointed. The guy in Army dat in the helmet has his foot in an “interesting” position considering the rest of his posture. Just sayin

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