Lance Armstrong Has One Product Endorsement Possibility Left

But it’s a perfect one.

I worked on the uni-ball account about 20 years ago. I wrote a commercial for the uni-ball XL that featured a monkey. He had both his balls.
I doubt that parent company Mitsubishi Pencil Company has the…wherewithal to sign Armstrong.
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