2. Oh you wanna playfight? THIS IS HOW I PLAYFIGHT.
3. mimicking a tape measure with his/her tongue.
4. Mimic cat #2.
5. OBVIOUS WINNER: Give me my goddamn daughter back.
6. BONUS: cutest cat GIF of the week. Momma will stop those nightmares.
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