1. "May the force be with you" or "Live long and prosper"?
2. First date: tongue or no tongue?
3. Emails: delete as you go or keep them all?
5. What house would the Sorting Hat put you in?
6. "Eggplant Fridays": participate or no?
7. Text or call?
9. Chocolate or vanilla?
11. Man buns: totally awesome or totally awful?
12. Toilet paper: over or under?
13. Online dating or speed dating?
14. Zombies: fast or slow?
So many questions, so little time.
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