The 14 Worst Business Fails

Having a creative, catchy and clean company name or ad could be just the ticket needed for success. But here are 14 businesses that might have missed that memo and could use Nathan Fielder’s help.

1. Blue Balls Boutique

For when you’re having one of those days.

2. Boring Business Systems

On Fridays they have Wacky Tacky Tie Day and sometimes it gets out of hand.

3. Call Me Maybe?

Yeah, maybe…no.

4. Cock Polishing Services

Some things are better left to the imagination.

5. Deep Shit Cattle Co.

Smells like roses.

6. Family Beer & Liquor

Because no 12-year-old should ever have to play Scrabble and watch “Finding Nemo” sober.

Kanye West has no affiliation.

8. Herpes Pizza

Maybe it’d be safe not to order any sausages.

9. Huge Sale, Nothing Off

Hey, at least 0% is more than -5%.

10. Your Ad Here…and Hurry

The good of humanity is in your hands.

11. JoAnn Staples Dicks

JoAnn has some issues.

12. Krist’s Kids

You might want to send your kids to someone who knows how to spell her own name…plus a few extra words.

13. PMS Firearms

For when you’re having one of those days.

14. Bursa Kebab

Because this is how every date is really supposed to go down.

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