1. Wear The Right Footwear
If you’re rocking unicycle kicks, you are definitely going to go out like a sucker.
2. Get The Right Trampoline
Actually, no, this dude is 100% correct.
3. Don’t Go All “Mortal Kombat”
Obviously kicking people in the face is dope as hell, but you got to do that shit on purpose and you got to make sure the person you kick DOES NOT LIVE.
4. Don’t Be A Lizard
If your shit isn’t even warm blooded, you need to get your ass back to the rock you’ve been sunning yourself on, eat some flies or whatever.
5. Grow Up
Seriously, grow the fuck up. Everyone hates a goddamn toddler, can’t even drive.