9 Promising Marvel Superheroes Ready for Action

Marvel may have phase three of its cinematic universe planned out, but in the latest Key & Peele, Stan Lee pitches a few heroes who'd demolish the competition at the box office. (Our money's on Dr. Balance hitting theaters by 2020.) Watch Key & Peele Wednesdays at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central.

He lives perpetually in his best year: 1982. His nemesis is the evil writer's block.

He's an aging robotics scientist who never slips and falls in the shower.

No matter how late at night he gets up to go #1, he always knows exactly where he is.

He has the power to control any thermostat, which means he never has to be tormented by any cold spots.

He understands how to control any technological device. Things like the computer, or the little hand computer.

He gets behind innocent drivers on the thoroughfare on their way home from the doctor's office, and he leans on his radioactive horn, and they say "Hey, come on, get off of my bumper, hot rod. We're going as fast as we can."

Her special powers are she's 40, has no kids, and she's got a rockin' hot bod. She's only into older dudes with pony tails and liver spots.

He's got the mutant ability to force any of his busy adult children to come visit for a change.

She steals things. (Also known as "Jamilla!")

Key & Peele - Stan Lee's Superhero Pitch

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