1. If you dress like you’re rich, people will treat you like you’re rich.
2. Protip: Sleep during your commute. (Even if you’re standing.)
3. And if sleeping during your commute isn’t enough…
Be smart on where and when you take naps. This guy has the right idea.
5. And getting a promotion at work? Just use reverse Psychology.
7. Why even bother buying a car if you can win one…
(By holding your breath in a horchata tank.)
8. Walking the dog? Easy peasy.
9. Enjoying a drink while getting some sun?
10. Why pay for all that gas when you can ride a soap-box-derby car to work?
12. And socks are way too much effort. Save your strength for more important things.
13. Like eating free food at eating contests.
The smartest guy there.
14. Ask your big cousin if you can use his handicapped pass to park closer to buildings.
15. Ain’t nobody got time for mowing the lawn!
Now this is smart.
16. …Or walking the baby…
18. And the light works fine like this, thank you very much.
19. It really helps to be beautiful.
People just tolerate you more, you know?
20. Pizza vending machines are the smart machines of the future.
No cooking required!