And that means you can pretty much do whatever you want…
(Within reason, buddy!)
3. Hell, you could even eat pizza all day, every day if you wanted.
6. Look. You’re an adult. You can listen to Blink 182 if you want.
7. And if you feel like it, wear your pajamas all day!
8. Have a job? With benefits? Congratulations! That means you can basically buy all those toys you wanted as a kid.
9. Like Nerf Guns.
13. Or picking out all the non-marshmallow cereal pieces.
16. And on your birthday? Do whatever you please.
17. If you want to write-in your own candidate when voting, by all means do it.
19. And if going out at night is too much for you, sitting at home, drinking wine, and watching Netflix sounds excellent.
Male hand using Tv remote control
Just remember that you have work on Monday.
Lazy woman lying under bed covers