Puppies swarm the field over quarterback Colbert.
“Alright, listen up. I don’t know what the hell you think you’re doing out there, but it sure as sh*t ain’t football! This is the Puppy Bowl, dammit!”
“You’re acting like a bunch of bitches! Now I realize some of you are actually bitches, and I apologize.”
“It all comes down to today. We can stay here and get the sh*t kicked out of us, or we can fight back.”