1.
You have gone to great lengths to find slopes that are free of this:
2.
You do not approve of all the lack of style on the slopes.
3.
You've taken a wrong turn and ended up in this pipe of doom:
4.
But, you just went with it and pulled off some sick moves anyway.
5.
You know the ski lift is where the real battles are won.
6.
Because snowboarders are literally hopeless on them.
7.
You have to blast your "Smooth Trails" playlist in order to drown out sounds like "sick gnar, bro."
8.
You can "last call, first chair" better than any of the cool kid snowboarders.
10.
Because when push comes to shove, you know that skiing is way cooler than sitting around in the snow all day.
