With 50 Shades of Grey bringing kink to the masses, the London Fire Brigade shared some very special tweets about safety in the bedroom.
Kid you not! Stars are out for #FiftyShadesofGrey & we're back from removing a man’s penis ring, stuck on for 2 days #FiftyShadesofRed 1/3
Firefighters had to use pedal cutters to remove a ring from a man's penis.
We’re not giving the location but he's fine if a little bit sore. We used these to get it off #FiftyShadesofRed 2/3
It was the fifth penis ring removal incident in the past year, London Fire said.
We’ll have to add one more to our chart. Read all about our #FiftyShadesofRed campaign http://t.co/r4Mu5pPbSX 3/3
Firefighters often respond to emergencies involving the "removal of objects from people" or "people from objects" — they cost taxpayers more than $200,000 a year.
Top Tips: 1 Don't force it on 2 Keep the keys handy 3 Use some common sense #FiftyShadesofRed http://t.co/r4Mu5pPbSX
To reiterate: Don't force it on — or in.
Ever looked at an empty bottle & thought I wonder if my penis will fit? A man did. He was mistaken. #FiftyShadesofRed
And use some common sense.
A man putting his tackle in a vacuum was just one of the #FiftyShadesofRed incidents we've attended #preyforHenry
Happy Valentine's Day!
