14 Stages Of Starting A Game Of Dungeons & Dragons For The First Time

    I need HOW many dice???

    Stage 1: Personal acceptance that you'll be playing the nerdiest game known to man

    Stage 2: We're are all going on an imaginary adventure!

    Stage 3: Daydreaming about your character (the possibilities are endless!)

    Stage 4: Picking a Race

    Stage 5: Being totally and unequivically overwhelmed

    Stage 6: COMPLETE BREAKDOWN

    Stage 7: Your friends start giving you some serious sass because you're taking too long

    Stage 8: Dropping the shade right back

    Stage 9: Just kill me now

    Stage 10: Getting familiar with the dice

    Stage 11: GIMMIE GOOD STATS DAMMIT I JUST WANT TO PLAY

    Stage 12: I have to fill this shit out?

    Stage 13: RELENTLESS QUESTIONS

    Stage 14: Set-up complete!