10 Filipinos You'll See At The Pacquiao-Mayweather Fight Party

Aiye!

1. The "My Shift Just Ended"

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How you can identify them: nursing scrubs, hospital ID

Topics of conversation: "How many people in your department took a day off today?"

Percentage they will be there: 90%

2. Mr. Always Late

ABS-CBN

How you can identify them: won't be there for a majority of the party

Topics of conversation: "Where was the traffic?"

Percentage they will be there: 100%

3. "Tita Screams-A-Lot"

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How you can identify them: if Manny gets punched, a loud screech will come from her mouth

Topics of conversation: "He's ok!" "Aiye!"

Percentage they will be there: 100%

4. The "Mother Dionesia"

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How you can identify them: rosary, prayer card, mumbling prayers

Topics of conversation: "What time will you be going to mass tomorrow?"

Percentage they will be there: 45%

5. The "Venedict Arnold"

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How you can identify them: TMT gear and cheering when everyone else is booing.

Topics of conversation: "Shoulder roll, huh?" "How does your family feel about that shirt?"

Percentage they will be there: 23%

6. The "Pawis Kids"

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How you can identify them: a paper towel will be hanging out of their shirts

Topics of conversation: "Who's your girlfriend?" "What bidjo games are you playing?"

Percentage they will be there: 35%

7. The "Tito San Mig"

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How you can identify them: beer and plate of food

Topics of conversation: "Cheers!"

Percentage they will be there: 48%

8. "Tita Chismis"

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How you can identify them: gossiping

Topics of conversation: "Did you hear about....?"

Percentage they will be there: 95%

9. Tita Teleserye

ABS-CBN

How you can identify them: couture designer outfits, extravagant jewelry, RBF

Topics of conversation: "Do you oppose your son marrying someone from the province?"

Percentage they will be there: 60%

10. The "Cooking The Entire Time"

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How you can identify them: carrying trays of food, running in and out of the kitchen, may smell like smoke.

Topics of conversation: "Did you eat yet?" "Ang sarap!"

Percentage they will be there: 100%

Go, Manny, go! Enjoy the Fight of the Century, everyone!