1. Your life changed when you had your first smoothie.
2. And now your entire Instagram feed is smoothie heaven.
3. Ninety percent of your Pinterest boards are pinned with smoothie recipes.
4. The greatest gift ever given to you was your nifty blender.
5. Which you carry around like a child that you bathe and scrub twice a day.
6. You spend more time at the frozen aisle marveling at fruit pouches than any other aisle at the grocery store.
7. You buy crates of bananas just so you can chop and freeze them.
8. In fact, your entire freezer is filled with different types of frozen fruits.
9. Nothing makes you happier than prepping smoothie bags for the week.
10. You know the difference between adding chia seeds and flax seeds.
11. You've realized that 80% of the time, you blend up a brownish-looking smoothie.
12. You've learned the exact ingredients needed to make a non-gross-looking colorful smoothie.
And now you know the perfect color alchemy between fruits.
13. You frequently come out of what looks like a murder scene.
14. You're definitely a fan of mixing in heartier things, like root vegetables and squash.
15. And who could forget AVOCADOS???
16. In fact, you know that sweet potatoes make for the most delicious treat.
17. You've had your fair share of drinking disasters.
18. Some were so bad that you had to force yourself to pour them down the drain.
19. You resent all the green smoothie hate because they're actually ~heavenly~ when done right.
20. Making a smoothie is your #1 exercise motivator.
21. There's no stopping you from waking up your entire building just to make it in the morning.
22. Just like in the summer, you drink smoothies regularly in the winter.
23. Given the choice between smoothies and food, you know that you would be making the RIGHT choice.
