Nifty·Posted on Jan 14, 201629 Things You Need If You're Mysteriously EvilBecause you're so much smarter than bipeds.by Christina LanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This shirt that just gets you. 2. This playful tentacle wrap. 3. This somber pillopode that just wants to ~hang~ with you. 4. These nail decals of your best friends. 5. This shirt that has all your hot cephalopod family members. 6. All these tiny charms. 7. This ear cuff that hints at your underwater regality. 8. These moleskin notebooks that remind you of home. 9. This hat that serves as a reminder of what you could've been. 10. This pencil pouch that keeps your malevolence a secret. 11. This poster that captures the beauty of your exquisite kingdom. 12. This nefarious protector of time. 13. This triptych of the grand kraken master. 14. This curtain that lathers you in the arms of your ancestors. 15. This beautiful, drunken companion. 16. These temporary tattoos that reflect your true skin. 17. These business cards that are actually you. 18. This armlet of your best pal. 19. This pack that'll store your aquatic essentials. 20. This mug that has a surprise friend. 21. These sheets that'll take you down under. 22. The only type of appendages you'll allow to wrap around yours. 23. This decal that finishes your maleficent abode. 24. This keeper-of-secrets tentacle. 25. This ring that transforms your septum into its proper form. 26. This tea infuser that doesn't mind the plunge. 27. This valentine that's perfect for attracting the right mate. 28. This mold that'll recall the time you strangled and ate your date. 29. But for your soulmate, these cake toppers that would complete your wedding fantasies.
