1. Arrive one hour early to your appointment.
2. Hover over your hair-stylist's chair silently until they are ready.
3. Mention how long you've gone without a shower right before they touch your hair.
4. Lie about your previous coloring experiences.
5. Try to go blonde on your own, and then ask them to fix it.
6. Compare their hair-cutting skills to random people on the internet.
7. Take selfies during the entire haircut.
8. Actually, just never stop moving around.
9. Ask how your color looks while it's soaking wet.
10. Try to get the absolute most out of your already-discounted salon visit.
11. Say you just need a trim when clearly you need a real haircut.
12. Never close your eyes while getting your hair rinsed. Ever.
13. Change your hair color dramatically every time you visit the salon.
14. Wear the most inconvenient outfit.
15. Really express how ~arousing~ their shampoo skills are.
16. Ask for the impossible.
17. When they're done styling your hair, ask them for a cheaper alternative to every product they used.
