Your Shirt Deterimines Your Super Powers

IHeartChaos' Daily Discussion for today comes from this 4 month old Reddit thread, asking you to describe your superpowers based on your shirt. My superpower is either pretty rad or the lamest power ever. What's yours?

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IHeartChaos' Daily Discussion, asks you to describe your superpowers based on your shirt.

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My shirt has birds on on it.

Either I can spontaneously re-create Hitchcock's The Birds....

Or I can single-handedly out-twee Portlandia in a single breath.

What's your shirt-based superpower? Answer below, and while you're at it, subscribe to IHeartChaos on Tumblr!